Episode: Jerry the Bellybutton Elf
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[The episode begins when Ren was reading a magazine. Stimpy was making some sounds. Ren looks at Stimpy. Stimpy giggles. Stimpy pokes his bellybutton with honking sound and he giggles.]
Ren: What kind of nonsense are you up to now? [gasps] Stimpy! Are you playing with your bellybutton again?
Stimpy: Yeah, Ren, it's fun! LISTEN! [Stimpy pokes his bellybutton with a sound.]
Ren: Hey, you'd better quit that! What if someone should see you?
Stimpy: Don't be silly, Ren. Hey, check this out! [Stimpy pokes his bellybutton and making a sounds.]
Ren: CUT THAT OUT! Look man, I'm warnin' ya! I saw this kind of thing in the 60's. You can go insane. OR WORSE! [Stimpy was sad. Stimpy puts the Baking Soda on his bellybutton and put the vinegar on his bellybutton too. Stimpy's bellybutton blows up like volcano and Stimpy smiles. Fades that night, Stimpy giggles.]
Stimpy: Pencil... [Stimpy was sharping all the pencils on his bellybutton. Ren growls upon hearing this.]
Ren: WHAT do you think you're doing? Didn't I tell you not to play with your dead-blasted bellybutton, and didn't I say you're going insane if your ca- [Stimpy's bellybutton sharpens up Ren's finger.] Huh? This is my last warning! You're playing with fire, and you're going to get burned! [walks off, Fades to Stimpy was signaling the bellybutton. Stimpy was sweating up.]
Jerry [as Stimpy's bellybutton]: Stimpy... climb inside. Fun awaits you if you climb inside. [Stimpy smiles. Stimpy goes on my bellybutton and poofs off at drops the belly button. The song plays, Stimpy are in the acid and falls down. Stimpy looks at it and goes in downstairs. Stimpy was relieved. Copy Stimpy are going in Stimpy and falls down. Stimpy looks at the Stimpysville. Stimpy was walking and see Stimpy's. Stimpy has five parts and melted and scrambled parts. Stimpy gets it right and goes upside down. Stimpy falls down and drops to the ground to visit the Plastic World.]
Stimpy: [echoing] Hello! Hello! Helloooooooo!
Jerry: Hello. [Stimpy looks at Jerry the Bellybutton Elf]
Stimpy: AHH! You're, you're... Jerry the Bellybutton Elf!
Jerry: In person.
Stimpy: WOW! I am truly dilapidated to make your acquaintance. [Jerry spits on Stimpy's hand.]
Jerry: Believe me, the honor is all yours.
Stimpy: Thanks. Golly.
Jerry: Hmm, you seem to be about, uh... a 42 fat. [Jerry put the hair on Stimpy.]
Stimpy: Hot dog! My very own lint mini skirt!
Jerry: They're your play clothes, Stimpy! You and me are gonna have LOTS of fun! By the way, do you know how to unclog a toilet? [Fades to the Kitchen, Ren comes out.]
Ren: Stimpy, how about some breakfast? I can really go for some of your famous Stimlard. Stimpy? Stim- [gasps] STIMPY!!!! [Stimpy was in bellybutton] [sad] OHHH STIMPY! [sobs] I, I warned you. [sobs, sniffs] WHY!? WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN!? [sobbing, sniffs] WHYY-Y-Y-Y!? [Ren chews bellybutton and starts sobbing. He pulls it out.] My dearest friend, you reduce to a fleshy love! [Ren cries. He hears a sound in the bellybutton. Stimpy uses a lawnmower. Jerry was so relaxed.]
Jerry: Oh, Stimpy, be a good boy. And after you finished mowing the lint, could you wash the lint, and iron the lint, and maybe pick lint from the lint, and, oh, don't forget to walk the lint. [Mr. Horse hears that sound in the bellybutton.] DINNER! DINNER! HURRY UP, BOY! I WANT MY DINNER! [Stimpy pants]
Stimpy: Right away your majesty, sir!
Jerry: Stimpy, before I eat, a toast to you, my house boy. My man Friday. You came into the empty-ness that was your bellybutton, and you filled it with the love, and the joy, and the thing, and as we all know, an elf without the love and the joy, and the thing is no elf at all, and so, a toast to you, Stimpy! And it's lovely MEAL OF-!
Stimpy: [opens the lid] LINT LOAF!
Jerry: [calm] Lint... loaf. [then, angry] LINT LOAF?!? I... HATE... LINT LOAF!!!!!! [Jerry runs wildly at Stimpy. Cuts to Powdered Toast Man, Mr. Horse, Kowalski, The Ghost and Ren hearing the sound in the the belly button. Muddy Mudskipper comes in.]
Muddy Mudskipper: What's cookin', deadbeats? Sorry, I'm late. Tough show today. Everyone say hi with my new wife... MIMBY! Clam dip, anyone? [Stimpy was running away screaming. Jerry rides his motorcycle to chase Stimpy around the circles.]
Stimpy: Y-you look... kind of cranky, Jerry... m-maybe you're cranky cuz' you missed your dinner... If you want, I could, uh... THROW THAT LINT LOAF IN THE MICROWAVE!
Jerry: [enraged] LINT LOAF!!!!!! [blubbers wildly, rips off screaming and turns into a giant one-eyed pork chop monster named Adonis.]
Stimpy: Jerry, you look d-d, different!
Adonis: I AM ADONIS!! [the storm strikes] LORD OF CHAOS!!! And today, I feed.....
[Cut to bellybutton, Stimpy was screaming in the bellybutton. Everyone is invited. Mimby was eating clam dip in the bowl. Stimpy pops out of the bellybutton.]
Stimpy: REEEN!!!!
Ren: Stimpy? [Stimpy tries to get out of the bellybutton.] Stimpy. [chuckles] Why are you embarrassing me in front of our friends this way? [giggles] Come on now, get out of there and helps serve drinks! [Adonis reaches out of the navel, grabs Ren and Stimpy, and yanks them in. Adonis clutches Ren and Stimpy triumphantly, laughing evilly.]
Stimpy: I'm sorry, Ren. This is all my fault.
Ren: That's okay, pal. If that giant crazy pork chop doesn't kill us, I'll kill you!
Stimpy: [tears off happily] Thanks, buddy.
Ren: [tears off happily] Pal.
[Adonis prepares to down eat Ren and Stimpy and they both scream during his evil laughs. Cut to belly button, Ren and Stimpy were screaming in the belly button.]
Salesman: Well, I guess that's it. Where's that clam dip? [Mimby was slurping all of the Clam dip.]
Strong Men: Nice going, fish. Next time, bring enough for everyone!
Salesman [offscreen]: Smooth move, dope!
Fred [offscreen]: Come on, Barney. let's blow this pop stand.
Barney [offscreen]: [laughs] Right behind ya!
Muddy Mudskipper: Duhh, I'll be out warming up the car, babe. [walks away and slams the door.]
[Mimby sees the Bellybutton. She grabs it, looked around and eats it, presumably killing Adonis by eating him to death. She swallows and had a big burp. She giggles bashfully. The iris stops at her. And 1 second later, The iris was closing completely at the end of the episode.]